@MumbaichaTapori: One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password.
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@YourAnonNews: 1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your "Real World Money"?
@heyevergreen: My boss threw a Snickers at me and I caught it one handed so I think I'd be a good athlete if sports were played with candy bars
@michelleisawolf: This weekend is daylight savings time, which means the clock on my microwave will be right again.