@MumbaichaTapori: One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password.
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@chris_isloi: Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question.
@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
@Rollinintheseat: I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire.