@MumbaichaTapori: One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password.
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@SwoonTwang: If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents.
@juneohara65: "The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in." ~my mother after a few drinks
@itshotterhere: Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie.
@AndRyanTF: I'm not high! - high people I'm not drunk! - drunk people I'm not lying! - lying people I'm not gay! - my brother