@iGreenMonk: One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband.
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@MarlonBrandNO: Me: I have Schrödinger like reflexes "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" Me: Yes and No.
@internetluke: [cops showing wife my body] "Why is he 50m from where he got shot?" "Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
@slimmy_shady: If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?