@iGreenMonk: One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband.
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@QwertyJones3: INTERVIEWER: You worked in a NASCAR pit crew? How does that qualify you to work here at the Men's Wearhou *I've already changed his pants*
@whostrevors: A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the "mid air" beach picture :(
@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.