@iGreenMonk: One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband.
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@TommyWallace: Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what
@badbanana: Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat.
@WritePlay: "The house always wins," muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body.