@Nicoleroxxu: One more glass of wine and my "only a lesbian from the waist up" rule is about to go out the window.
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@Book_Krazy: Cop: Ma'am, Are you intoxicated? Me: Are YOU intoxicated! Cop: No Me: Prove it! Cop: *puts handcuffs on me* Me: I like where this is going.
@Darlainky: If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page.