@ch000ch: one more hotdog left who wants it [jesus speed walks across jeff's pool]
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@Taylor_Stag: My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA