@ch000ch: one more hotdog left who wants it [jesus speed walks across jeff's pool]
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@ieatanddrink: A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth
@E_lok44: I got my husband to watch Game of Thrones with me by telling him "Just wait. There's a good car chase comin' up"