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@BabetteJones: One night stand because my bedroom is narrow.
@freypalm: [comedy club]
Worm: And what’s the deal with dandelion stems? Right? Right?!
Other worms: *silence*
Early bird: *cracking up*
@Only_Fast_Eddie: This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger.
@QwertyJones3: I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in.
@donni: There's no time like the present. Or later. Later on is pretty similar, actually.
@FannyB1tch: Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if you have one.