@garrydavenport: One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance".
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@LindaInDisguise: Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap.
@Lexactly: Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying "Cute doggie" and realizing it's their kid
@aka_fatman: Dog Morpheus: Ok, Dog Neo. You take the grey pill, you wake up in your kennel. But if you take the GREY pill - I will show you the Matrix.