@garrydavenport: One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance".
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@geekysteven: ME: "Hey, the 1980s called and they want their pants back" STRANGER WHO IS SECRETLY A TIME COP: "They called?! That's a level 3 violation!"
@LeonEarlgrey: Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk.
@koalaslament: I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race.