@BeingDBEAST: One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse.
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@dubstep4dads: Me: sorry I rode a giraffe to your grandmas funeral Friend: what? that's not a giraffe Me: sorry I'm on drugs at your grandmas funeral
@garrettbarry70: So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different.
@flashember: [inventor of the zoo] *sees deer gamboling freely through the forest and exotic birds flying blissfully through the air* this has to stop