@BeingDBEAST: One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse.
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@rolldiggity: A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else's, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
@Darlainky: My lunch consisted of taste-testing 30 opened bags of chips in the pantry for freshness.
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