@leechee420: One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit.
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@BrandandCo: I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with
@iamburtjarvis: "911, what's the emergency?" we were robbed. they stole the wireless router "calm down" also they shot my grandma or something. not sure