@leechee420: One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit.
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@living_marble: Wild horses could easily drag me away from anything, even from my favorite activity. Wild horses are super crazy strong.
@dongfuture: Telepathy “Huh?” Telepathy “Ok…let’s move on. What—” Telepathy “Please stop interrupting! What are your strengths?” *rolls eyes* Telepathy
@VerifiedJayy: Good friends are hard to find. Especially if they stabbed me in the back. In fact you won't find them officer. Stop looking
@katiefzack: If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin.