@SondraDeeMe: One of my lamps has a light bulb which has outlasted my past 7 relationships.
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@Brianhopecomedy: How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants.
@natalie2111: Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder "who ties your shoelaces for you?"