@amydillon: One of my sons says he likes my new haircut, and the other will have to twirl a sign outside a Mattress Firm to pay for college, I guess.
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@daemonic3: Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans
@VeryLonelyLuke: I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo.
@mommy_cusses: Found out at my Doctor's appointment that the disturbing voices I've been hearing non stop are called children.