@NotJPo: In my house there are 5 females, 9423 pony tail holders, 49 bottles of nail polish, 8 justin bieber posters & 1 very patient, worn down man.
@SteveSuckington: "I'm still a virgin"
-theres plenty of fish in the sea
"Ur right. I'll find someone"
-no, I mean u should give up & be a lonely fisherman
@HpHubert: Apparently, you can only say "Look at you! You got so big!" to kids.
Old girlfriends tend to get offended.
Who knew?
@Darchstar078: Fact: Roughly 40% of my childhood was spent preparing for the day I fall into a pit of quicksand.
@torrami: A baby came out of my stomach and I was all "weird, I don't remember eating that..."
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