@sammyrhodes: One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.
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@AnOrangeSNES: [Kitchen] Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state. Wife: No you don't the moon is full now. Me: *Illinois noises*
@CheryeDavis: If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
@librarianfonz: I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together.