@sarcasticmommy4: One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol.
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@onelongbender: I don't think I get enough credit in my family for making my siblings look successful.
@hippieswordfish: 'sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.' what, am i supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?
@ericsshadow: Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed "Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."