@sarcasticmommy4: One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol.
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@simoncholland: You think you have a pretty strong marriage until you try to help your 5th grader with her math homework together.
@ibid78: "I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen." "Sir that's not- "You got a problem with pens?"
@Underchilde: You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you.
@DaddyJew: I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means