@clarkekant: One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.
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@GrowlyGrego: Kiss me you fool. Embrace me you dolt. Cuddle me you simpleton. Marry me you megalomaniac. HAVE MY BABY YOU GARBAGE PERSON.
@SteveSuckington: It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours.
@shopkins776: I took two years of anger management courses Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores