@clarkekant: One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.
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@n0tblonde: If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.
@TheTweetOfGod: Call Me crazy, but the ideal number of times a Pope should have once been a member of the Nazi Youth is zero.
@loribuckmajor: Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident.