@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
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@AnOrangeSNES: THIS IS SPARTA! *Next slide* THIS IS MY HOUSE IN CHICAGO! *Next slide* THIS IS MY PERSIAN CAT! *Next slide* Leonidas, it's getting late.
@Maxine12339: Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down.
@drayzze: I hate running into people I know at the Supermarket. I'm looking for food, not a reunion.