@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@paul_lander: Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
@topaz006: *drives up to liquor store door, honks horn *wine jumps off shelf, hops into my car *speeds off
@AdamWeinstein: "WE HERE AT BIG PHARMA RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ADDICTIVE OPIOID PAINKILLERS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T POOP"
@EJGomez: judge: any last comments? me: i request to die by electric chair judge: ur here for a speeding ticket me: my request still stands