@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
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@RowdyBowden: Raggedy Andy knew he was becoming a man when he noticed yarn where there wasn't yarn before.
@Ms612: Fellas, if she asks you to sign life insurance policies on the way to your honeymoon, you're probably not making it out alive.
@trentistweeting: "Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*
@robfee: Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.