@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
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@ShortSleeveSuit: Me: *sigh* I've had so many shellfish lovers Doctor: You mean selfish? [30 crabs come out of my pants] Doctor: Haha here's some cream