@jakob_huber: One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom.
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@Kyle_Lippert: A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable.
@LackOfShame: I'm uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. Guys.
@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
@ehdannyboy: "Better out than in," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon.