@weismanjake: One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies
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@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism