@SashaBrenner: One of the wheelchair basketball team players has been tested positive for WD40 :(
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@electrolemon: HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked
@daemonic3: [at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page
@CornOnTheGoblin: [at my funeral] puppeteer looks over at my wife: I'm so sorry, it was in his will [i sit up in the casket]
@MatCro: Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley.