@Cheeseboy22: One of the World's Strongest Man events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."
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@bobvulfov: (staying in on a friday night) this is depressing and lonely (at a bar on a friday night) oh wow i hate this more
@amishschool: Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating.
@FunnyMojoJojo: When one door closes another one opens. ... Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work...!!
@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.