@Ilovelamp1979: One of the worst things about tweeting while driving is all of the people that seem to appear out of nowhere on the sidewalk.
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@Dawn_M_: I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades.
@aaronrand: Man claims world will end Saturday. My producer tried to book him for an interview tomorrow. He said he wasn't available until next week.
@briangaar: At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers
@Heldinchains: The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy