@MissyMooMorris: One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm
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@KrazykurtKurt: I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.
@cwhudson: SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure PHONE: *unskippable ad plays* NURSE: he's dyin SURGEON: ah crap, hold on
@SteveSuckington: [apocalypse] Day 5: sickness is spreading rapidly Day 34: the streets are filled w death. There's no joy left in the world Day 69: LOL 69
@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.