@MissyMooMorris: One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm
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@LindaInDisguise: How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones.
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
@vineyille: Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. "Is that good?" No one will make eye contact with me.
@MsLighthouseCat: Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken.