@dadcid: one small step for man one giant step for a really small man
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@LindaInDisguise: I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing.
@ibid78: *opens car door to drop kid off at school & sees kool aid instead* If you're here then.. [cut to kid bursting through a wall like 'oh yeah']
@Home_Halfway: ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant