@itsa_talia: one time a friend asked me "how are you still single?!" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head
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@jonnysun: the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam
@WheelTod: Somewhere a village is missing its idiot. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I can't remember where I live.
@missmayn: I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks "How are you?" Not good, Maria. Clearly.
@canadian_egg: When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird.