@Underchilde: One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up.
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@T_Bonezzz_: Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher
@NonCombosMentos: *calls hotel front desk* "Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?" No sir, you will be billed for any- "Someone robbed my mini bar"
@plumbur: I'm convinced that my washing machine is a portal to a world where one-legged men hop around in my socks.
@junejuly12: A woman just left the liquor store without buying anything. I can only assume she was dropped on her head as a baby.