@Underchilde: One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up.
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@junejuly12: If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name
@ThingsJackDigs: Barista: got a latte for “Batman”! Is there a “Batman” here? *everyone looks at me* Me [dressed as Batman]: that's not me, my name is Jack
@iGreenMonk: There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you.