@moooooog35: One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking.
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@MissBee73: You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing
@RealChrisChirdo: "I won't vaccinate my kids! It's not healthy and full of dangerous preservatives!!!" *gives kid a pop tart for breakfast*
@badbanana: When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad.