@shkeeber: One time I intentionally asked a thin woman "when she was due" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports.
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@BuckyIsotope: HORSE: *walks into a bar* BARTENDER: Why the long face? HORSE: Updog BARTENDER: What’s updog? HORSE: Not much just walking into a bar
@cjwerleman: When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.
@moooooog35: The 7-yr old has the flu so I'm letting her lick the envelopes of all my credit card bills.