@squirrel74wkgn: One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked.
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@LindaInDisguise: Me: I'm completely lost. What's going on in this movie? Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
@HeyZeus666: My boss thinks being gay is a disease so I called in queer this morning. But I reassured him that I should be straight again by tomorrow.
@sammyrhodes: If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today.
@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.