@HumanPog: one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process
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@Crunk_Jews: You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits.
@0point5twins: Anyone got a 10 year old daughter I could introduce as mine? Stuck in an elaborate lie after putting my music on shuffle at a party.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?