@HumanPog: one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process
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@TheAlexNevil: "Oh sure. Go down bout a mile, left at the store that's not there anymore, & past the big tree. Can't miss it." -every gas station attendant
@NintenDom: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.
@o__0Dev: My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve
@genehunter1: What kind of name for a storm is "Debby?" Hurricanes should have names like "Satan" No one should have their house destroyed by "Heather."