@erica_rosie: One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.
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@nPhelendriqal: A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I could pass a drug screen. I failed, which is weird, cause I drank ALL of it.
@SteveSuckington: Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?