@BisHilarious: One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment
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@ninatreemonkey: Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q
@girlontapas: Red light special: that smug look that you give the driver who was speeding and cut you off then ended up beside you at the red light.
@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.