@BisHilarious: One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment
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@TheDairylandDon: To avoid small talk with neighbors I've taken to checking the mail in the middle of the night like some kinda raccoon with bills.
@delusions_of: Bring cheeseburgers to a knife fight. No one wants to stab someone who gave them cheeseburgers.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable