@BlairLoudly: One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby
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@daemonic3: 50 Shades of Grey is my favorite movie about a dog trying to read a map of the United States.
@KenJennings: ANIMALS IT'S OK TO KILL IN AFRICA 1. Mosquitoes 2. Terminally ill zebra who signed a DNR 3. The Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark