@MrRamBillings: One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie.
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@P1ssed_K1d: I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place. My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do.
@Parentpains: I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count.
@wendyraepearce: My twitter crush just broke up with me for saying WWE wasn't real. The irony is not lost here.