@DanMentos: One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Boobzillaz: Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: I can't finish my lunch. I don't feel good. Me: OK, then no ice cream. 5-year-old: I'm sick, not dead.
@NikiWithIssues: A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body.