@weinerdog4life: one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere
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@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
@ValeeGrrl: POLICE OFFICER: [frisking me] why do you have chicken nuggets in all your pockets? ME: they're medicinal