@weinerdog4life: One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled "YOURE WASTING SHIRTS" at the TV
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@anerdonfire2: Imagine my dismay when I found out she wasn't joking about owning a lie detector machine
@Death_Buddy: I have a cut on my leg Doc "Yeah that legs gotta go sir" But its a tiny cut "Sorry, I cant save it" *sharks fake doctor outfit falls off*
@MikeMcNeil_: Maybe your dog is barking at my bag because he doesn’t want to work in law enforcement anymore.