@OBiiieeee: one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries
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@liv_thatsme: Sometimes I wish I were Dorothy, because I really like dogs and also because I want to crush someone with a house.
@rockymomax: [elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher
@Jenny4ashley: If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?