@EJGomez: one time this girl pulled me close & said "I'm the girl your mom warned you about" & I said "so you chose bulbasaur as your starter pokemon"
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@michaelianblack: "Man of Steel" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty.
@dyldonot: my girlfriend went to slip into something more comfortable six months ago which makes me wonder how comfortable you can possibly be
@mrtruthandsoul: The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted
@Brentweets: So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything