@Nahdude83: Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world.
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@Pirate_nurse: Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not
@LeviathanPride: Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry.
@Deurb1: I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife... He said good trade...