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@tigersgoroooar: Online guy: wanna chat I’m 9 inches

Me: i’m 5′8′‘ you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day

Online guy: wanna chat I’m 9 inches

Me: i’m 5′8′‘ you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day

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