@TheCatWhisprer: Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room.
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@blade_funner: [God inventing children] A: Aw, so cute. G: Make 'em scream. A: But - G: All the time. Just scream their heads off.
@1Happytwit: My ex told me that Gaga's "Bad Romance" song reminds him of me. Now I'm glad I dumped him. What sort of idiot admits to listening to Gaga.
@KeetPotato: *swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*