@TheCatWhisprer: Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room.
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@longwall26: Just a reminder that your coworkers aren't going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it.
@SamuelHLowe: It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else.
@Token_Geezer: A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves.