@alldrolledup: Only 350 more followers until I casually mention the benefits of Amway.
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@Heldinchains: You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts
@carlyken: Friend apologizes for mess. Friend has immaculate house. Open her closet. Out comes 78 books, a piano and a gentleman squirrel in a top hat.
@TheCiscoKidder: 5 year old: Where does wind come from, daddy? Me: It comes from people asking too many questions.