@InkedUpKidder: Only 5 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week..
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@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
@joeljeffrey: My dad shouted "shut up idiots" to the cats. I told him "You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."