@electrolemon: "ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS" I say loudly as I gesture towards my crotch
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@osigat: When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago.
@ndiquote: My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten.