@meganamram: "Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear
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@RandomManik: GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, "I care for you. Don't do this". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF.
@carlyken: [bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT
@NoTheOtherJohn: I can really relate to eminem in "8 mile" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too