@meganamram: "Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear
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@KateWhineHall: My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
@briancthayer: I propose we rename our seasons: • Blizzard • Flood • Oven • Kinda Nice For A Bit
@WhatevaConc: When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is.
@Home_Halfway: "How much for this melted ghost?" Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys