@meganamram: "Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear
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@WilliamRodgers: The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it... I'm gonna miss that baby...
@longwall26: It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year.
@SafyHallanFarah: if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die