@meganamram: "Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear
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@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
@shutupmikeginn: The Whole Foods next to this movie theater is perfect if you want to sneak in your own snacks, but don't want to save a lot of money.
@TaylorComedy: It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :(