@bourgeoisalien: Only death will keep me from you. Or cake. Or Netflix. Or kittens....hold on, I have a list.
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@korryduke: Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath.
@Tmoney68: Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower.
@TheToddWilliams: Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit