@bourgeoisalien: Only death will keep me from you. Or cake. Or Netflix. Or kittens....hold on, I have a list.
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@thegreatnanak: Cat: my owner is asleep. What if he is dead? Cat 911: just walk on his face and find out.
@jen_says_nah: If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears
@praisecheese: "Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"