@Shira: Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have...
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@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
@JB4Realz: Taught my grandmother that "Jabroni" means "fine young man" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting.
@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.