@SaraESpivey: Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken.
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@TheAlexP: Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you.
@lynnbixenspan: I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?
@Cherbearxo: Apparently it's okay for the office to have "casual Friday's," but "nudist Tuesday's" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me.
@chicnlil1: Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. Sincerely, spiders