@WineMummy: Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey.
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@notimetobehere: I want my funeral to be invitation only. There are people I don't want to be around even if I'm dead.
@captainkalvis: Her: i think taking care of your teeth is super important. Me: *nodding* i like having teeth because then i can always taste my skeleton.
@Ristolable: For sale: car. Does not stop. You will have to jump in as I jump out. I have been driving this car for three years. Please help me
@Humor_Fetish: There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.