@WineMummy: Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey.
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@ghostkrogh: [pearly gates] st peter: welcome everybody- *i run up and slam dunk an imaginary ball thru his halo and then hang on it like it's the rim*
@LizHackett: You must be radiating feminine mystique because every man in the cafe is looking at you, and then you realize there's a TV over your head.
@kunalkamra88: I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you.
@shwebby3: Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard