@Brenton_Rodgers: Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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@cat_whisperer_: Breaking: New torture report reveals CIA use of Facebook Year In Review videos.
@ericsshadow: My doctor told me, "If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat" and that was the best day of my life.
@Maxine12333: On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5.
@NeinQuarterly: Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.