@Brenton_Rodgers: Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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@iGreenMonk: Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
@BeCoco77: I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."
@Black__Elvis: I don't understand why I keep getting denied for bank loans because I have good credit & I'm only asking to borrow like four or five banks.