@BreadFoster: Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky.
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@PaperWash: Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet
@markydoodoo: At my funeral I want a dozen white doves released. Then shot down. Then buried with me. It'll be confusing af. Can't wait.
@robdelaney: Need special medicine for our son’s kidneys but we can’t afford it because we bought printer ink last week :(