@BreadFoster: Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky.
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@joeljeffrey: A man fought off a polar bear yesterday using only his cell phone... it was probably a blackberry. The bear was so disgusted he just left.
@Shingaboop: Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on.
@TheCatWhisprer: Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.